Shower Cum

When you jizz in the shower and it gets all stringy and weird

Robbie: why does shower cum happen?
Charles: hell if I know

by HTW92565 March 20, 2016

Cum Tripping

Psychedelic hallucinations resulting from a person's semen blood toxicity level reaching 0.4 or higher. Cum Tripping is not for the faint of heart. Obtaining what is often referred as "Salty Nirvana" requires years of painstaking practice and dedication. Some Cum Trip the first time they attempt to, some never have the pleasure.

After years of sucking and fucking, and countless gallons of semen, I finally cum tripped my balls off.

Last night I felt God for the first time in my life while cum tripping in the East Village.

by ballstroker May 25, 2014

dominic cummings

Description for a type of golf shot where the player hits a long drive out of bounds without penalty.

Damn, looks like I've hit a Dominic Cummings. Never mind, I'll just reload.

by Jannera38 December 10, 2020

Cum Cheat

When you have a girl but you jack to another broads pics.

I caught Steve cum cheating to pictures of that skank Mary

by Monkeymule August 12, 2018

cum shout

When someone loudly exclaims something at the point of climax.

Oh my god Stacy, John did a cum shout last night.

What did he say??
He just shouted “MARRY ME” when he came.

by Baub27 January 6, 2019

cum spittoon

Essentially, a tramp, slut or whore. Someone that will take many different guys loads.

Stacey's mom is the village whore, she really has become a cum spittoon.

by freshguy13 October 30, 2007

puddle of cum

The best insult in human history no other insult can match it

Fuck you, you puddle of cum
AW SHIT

by poopyman September 16, 2013