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I CHOOSE NOAH!!

Yeah, keep screaming it moron. Noah has never posted anything here he does not have a phone.
Iam "For the past 15 years I have been-"

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAH!!!"

Hym "You're a retarded whore and you fuck retards with fat cocks so you can feel intelligent get your cervix pounded."

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAH! BLULULULULULULULULU!"

Hym "You being like this is why your kids are like this and if they weren't they would stop getting mass murdered overnight."

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAAH!!!!! BLULULULULULU! I'M IMMORTAAAAAAAAL!!!!"

Hym "Name the person I am better than."

Whore "NOAAAAAAHULULULULULULULU- Er- Wait... I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Hym "Heheheheheheh..."
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
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I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!!

You see how I was right about talking to women, right?
Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!! YAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAAAAH!!!!"

Hym "You see how nothing I say to you get you to not choose Noah over me?"

Whore "I CHOOSE NOALALALALALALALALALALALBLUBLUBLUB! AAALALALALALALALALA!"

Hym "Ooooooh MAN! Yeah, I'm clearly the insane person here. I must be the most insane person who has ever lived."

Whore "NOAAAAAAAH!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO WOMEEEEEEENAALALALAALALLAALALAL!!"
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
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I Choose you Pikachu

As you are having intercourse, you scream "I Choose you Pikachu" as you slap your balls aggressively against the women.
Josh: "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU"
Smacks the women*
The 'women": "We're fucking done.."
by ImOffensive August 1, 2025
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The Choog

A highly sought after Australian Male. The Choog, is known for rooting, drinking and conquering. Every man wants to be The Choog.
Last night at the pub, The Choog strolled in with a schooner in one hand, a grin that promised chaos, and by sunrise he’d conquered three kegs, four women, and the local strip joint - every bloke watching knew, deep down, they’d sell their left nut to live just one night as The Choog.
by SelfRighteousSally August 23, 2025
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ChSo₄ (Chootium Sulphate)

ChSo₄ (Chootium Sulphate)
Noun (slang)
1. A made-up chemical compound whose name fuses the Urdu/Hindi slur chutya (stupid or asshole) with “sulfate,” for the sole purpose of calling someone a dumbass in pseudo-scientific fashion.
2. A fictional chemical compound used as a sarcastic way to call someone stupid, clueless, or annoying.

Popularized in Indian and Pakistani internet circles and meme culture as Chutiyam Sulphate (CaSO₄ ). To sound more like an official element, often used in Reddit roasts and comment sections to mock low-IQ behavior.
1. “He just locked himself out of his own car while it was running. Pure ChSo₄ (Chootium Sulphate).”
2. “Listening to his logic… it’s basically ChSo₄ (Chootium Sulphate) level stupidity.”
by Uk2001UK August 28, 2025
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OG chook

The original chooks, many people think they are a true chook but they must go through approval by the OG chooks, Neerit Mahuge and Madyson McLarge. These are the only chookenlarges.
No, your not an OG chook. Only Neerit and Madyson
by Gargantuan_peanut2 December 15, 2025
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Luigi the Singing Choob

A character in a the "In the Numbers" Youtube series. Luigi cannot speak a single word or at least no one has ever heard him speak a word. He does all his communication through singing lyrics of songs. He wears a red shirt with red bell-bottom pants. He has a black cape with red trimming. His hair is a darker orange and wears a black mask and hat with a white feather in it. His personality is playful, lovable, cuddly, and at times annoying.

The creator of this character, Luigi1o3, uses this name as his own title many times in conversation.

The title originated during a video shoot with Luigi1o3 and Skull Virse. The name was just thought up on the spot for the video. It is now recognized by many for a guy who sings for laughs and fun.
Guy 1: Oh my God, It's Luigi the Singing Choob!

Luigi (sings): Why Should I Worry?
by Luigi the Singing Choob May 16, 2009
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