Chinese Five Spice

The 6th member of the Spice Girls

Tony: Hey Mark, I can only think off 5 members of the Spice Girls - posh spice, sporty spice, baby spice, ginger spice and scary spice

Mark: ahh your forgetting Chinese Five Spice

by Steve McLaren June 27, 2023

Chinese Chaloopa

The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.

Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"

by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

Chinese Typewriter

Its where you power-stroke, but just with the first 3 inches.

John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."

by freddywop June 28, 2023

Chinese Horse Ass Games

a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.

you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.

by Trogdor420 July 21, 2023

Choes

Middle age Chinese men toes

Man jake had to suck choes to get his rent payed!

by Noah_Mosher_(Real) August 23, 2023

chonsin

The kid that’s always left out and picked on

Look at those clowns over there. Those Chonsins!!

by CommonDonta July 26, 2024

Chinese Finger Trap

When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other. Becoming trapped plugging up two erupting swamp geysers.

"Strap really pulled Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."

by Tango Taco September 8, 2023