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wow, i can get sexual too 

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only the best song in the world
say anything sings the best song in the world...its called wow, i can get sexual too
wow, i can get sexual too by j baby December 28, 2005
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Tuna can penis 

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A short, but very wide human penis. It is widely accepted that one does not have intercourse with a tuna can penis, but rather uses it to punch their lover in the cunt.
Shelly: "I heard Mike has a thick dick. I am so jealous you hooked up with him!"

Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"

Shelly: "gross."
Tuna can penis by Tunacanenis July 31, 2011
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Jerky in a can 

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This can be defined as anything that is "tight," "smashin," "hot," or "tastes good." The phrase is used in strong like, or excitement about something/someone/someplace.
A guy is walking by and you think he is hott, you lean over and whisper to your girls, "thats some jerk in a can!"

You are shopping and you see a pair of jeans that just rock.. you can't help but yell out "damn, those are Jerky in a can!"
Jerky in a can by Jenn Holloway October 3, 2005
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I can't drive 55 

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A song about people that have the inability to drive at exactly 55MPH (55KPH in other places). Written by the replacer Sammy Hagar in the year of 1984.
Dude, I can't drive 55! It's not on my dashboard!
I can't drive 55 by videogames4all June 20, 2009
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Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger

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A special burger served with fried egg and cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger, you should try it!"
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You can kiss my ass.

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When someone thinks they can have a good day.
You want to have a good day? You can kiss my ass.
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