One who has absolutely no idea how to write a rap song, and instead writes one regarding ejaculating on a women's back, and sticking the bedsheets to her so that in the
morning when she stands up, she wears the bedsheet like a cape, thus the very popular phrase "superman dat ho." If I personally had the opportunity to assassinate this hollow-minded 17-year old sonofabitch, I would take up on that immediately, although that is strictly hypothetical because I don'
t wanna get my ass tracked down by the Urban
Dictionary guys and cuffed.
FAT
BITCH: (while doing the Soulja
Boy dance, which makes you look like you have down syndrome with a slight hue of
autism)
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja
Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja
Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja
Boy)
Now Watch Me--
ME: What the fuck are you talking about, and what are you doing. That blubber-infested jig of yours is gonna burn my eyeballs to the back of my head.
FAT
BITCH: It be da supaman, foo'! I'z da hottest shit out durr ryte now, y'hurd?
ME: Well, clearly, you have your head so far up your fat pimply ass that you could wear your colon as a hat. You also need to go out and pick up "Black Sunday" by Cypress Hill, "6 Feet Deep" by the Gravediggaz and "Goin' Off" by the Biz Markie because you are musically retarded.