septic baby

a better name for a large bowel movement.

Brad: "bro i just had a major septic baby in the denny's bathroom"
Kevin: "what the fuck"

by marblecakealsothegame13 February 27, 2019

Cloth baby

Young KKK member born by cumming inside of a T-shirt and incubating it for nine months.

Wow look it’s a cloth baby.

by LittleCuhBlackBoi September 1, 2017

Baby Jezza

A guy that has a baby dick.

Also Rapper from Ostrava, Czech republic.

Her : You wanna fuck ?
Him : Sorry im the Baby Jezza.

by Johny241 July 16, 2023

Plague Baby

noun
abbreviation: Plaby

referring to a child conceived during the covid crisis because someone ran out of Netflix.

If Netflix hadn't cancelled Bojack Horseman, we wouldn't have this plague baby due next year.

by ooglestreet June 24, 2020

Baby Treatment

Walk away from a relationship with out saying anything

I cut people off, no bye, no reason, no call or text...I give em' the baby treatment.

I left him standing there with his feelings hurt...I gave him the baby treatment

by Newyearseveone August 26, 2013

baby shmeat

someone with a very small penis, compared to the size of a baby’s. used as an insult of a prepubescent kid.

You see Tyler over there, i bet he has a baby shmeat.

by clout chaser jake October 22, 2019

whiss baby

when the mom rips fat whiss tokes when pregnant

ops I dropped my whiss baby my greasy whiss baby

hey that one greasy whiss baby

by riley macfarlane November 15, 2017