Blender

When you have a problem with something or someone, you throw it in “the Blender.” Basically telling someone and or the issue that your gonna blend it or fuck it up.

“God forgive me imma sinner, I put niggers in that blender.”

by anonymous May 18, 2025

Blender

A 3D simulation/animation software made in 1995, made by Ton Roosendaal. It has been having updates for its 30 year lifespan, currently at update 4.4.3.

Tom: Hey, did you make that Blender simulation I told you?
Me: Yes, it took like an hour to render, but the video is in my downloads!

by DaCuberz June 23, 2025

splendid blended

something that is pleasant, delightful, or tasty.

"This pizza is splendid blended."

"For sure-o."

by Sir Pizza August 10, 2008

Arial Bland

The scientific term for the condition where your eyes and brain stop focusing on text properly because the font used is not very good.

Named after the Black version of overused font Arial.

"CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN!? STOP XEROXING YOUR ARSE WITH THE OFFICE PHOTOCOPIER!"

"I'm sorry, I have Arial Bland. I couldn't read the sign properly because it was in Comic Sans."

by Oni-91 February 4, 2010

swear blender

one who blends swears, to mix profanities

The corporate accountant became a champion swear blender the day she called that guy a f*cktarded douche-wipe.

by mzpiklz November 11, 2010

Dick Blender

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on

My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night

by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013

no blend

for mainly African Americans, when yo fade doesn't blend into hair to skin

boy you got no blend for $10

by Yung minister November 15, 2014