smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015

clump a dump

When you really wanna take a dumb but you can't because your to busy.

MAN I REALLY NEED TO CLUMP A DUMP

by Autism austin April 19, 2018

clear-up dump

When you take a dump so epic that your head is cleared of all stupid ideas previous to said action.

Bob Saget: Dude you almost married that hooker!
Charlie Sheen: I know, good thing I took a clear-up dump.

by Jackie Crabbie November 10, 2011

Gambling Dump

Spending an unrealistic time in the toilet under the proviso of going for a dump, but actually using the time to monitor a bet that may require a cash-out at any time.

Where’s Steve? He’s been ages?

If he’s gone for a gambling dump again, I’ll kill him.

by JamesTheFox October 13, 2019

Tongue Dump

The Tongue Dump is basically lesbian tongue karate. Its when you run the top of your tongue from a girls Gooch (sandbar) to her tramp stamp and then back with the bottom of your tongue. Paint The Fence

I painted a girl's fence last night with a Tongue Dump.

by KaseVonD March 29, 2025

Open dump

the noise that a forced induction vehicle makes when the air pressure in the intake system releases under vacuum-or "letting off the gas" after you built boost.

That sweet ass Mazdaspeed_3 just open dumped on the state troopers window.

by got_boost April 21, 2010

Pump a Dump

“Is a sexual act on which one thrusts once and then immediately following shits themselves”

“Hold on sally I gotta take a shit, I know you don’t want me to ‘Pump a Dump’ again”

by Slobknob247 March 5, 2019