My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.

“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Break my ovaries

From a French-to-English translation of a phrase meaning “annoying someone”.
Same as “break my balls” but more feminine.

If these kids are gonna break my ovaries one more time with their stupid skateboarding “skills”, I’m gonna smother them with cow dung!

by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025

Beyond My Paygrade

Getting cucked basically

"why are you such a cuck man"
"dude she's beyond my paygrade thats why"

by whytyyyy October 14, 2016

I'm gonna throw my shit around!

In this context, "I'm gonna throw my shit around!" means to throw one's strength or power around right before they're about to do something badass.

"I'M GONNA THROW MY SHIT AROUND!!!"

by GenhisChiggisTemujinKhan December 17, 2024

shaking my mexican

When you're in the car and your friend is swerving in and out of lanes and they shake your chipotle

"Stop swerving you're shaking my Mexican!"

by Juan more time June 28, 2014

Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation

The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.

by Chumbucket October 15, 2022