Vacation dick

A penis of larger size that one receives every once in a while.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had Vacation dick. It was perfect.

by Hans zjab May 28, 2016

Dick formula

A mans musky, smelly, stinky, cum

Bro your dick formula is so good

by xtreemboss September 16, 2022

maximus dick boy

maximus dick boy is a term used in the southern parts of africa, which is slowly being used more in europe now.

Guy 1: Here som' maximus dick boy!
Maximus: no

by ghandi2.0 April 26, 2023

Spaz Dick

When the penis begins to shake and pee blood

Friend 1: “Dude you won’t believe what happened last night in bed.”

Friend 2:” what happened bro?”

Friend 1: “My penis was shaking and jiggling and it bled everywhere. It took a while to lick it all up.”

Friend 2: “Now that’s what I call Spaz dick, heh.”

by Yeaandlaws1200 April 19, 2024

Dick Shit

A trem of derision. A male ejeculated a turd into a females uterus which fertilized a malformed egg. The resulting embryo emplanted and produced a Dick Shit.

Jim Jordan is a d Dick Shit.

by Alpha13579 May 26, 2022

Aspen’s dick

Slang for a big dick that has been inside of many dead mothers

Bro Jerry’s got an Aspen’s dick

by Cokclover June 29, 2022

Dick Snott

Urban dictionary: a man's ejaculation or substance that comes from the muscle many call penis/ dick, shlong, pee pee, Becho and pinga.
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Used in a sentence: girl you better Not waste all my "dick snott"

by Miss Vendetta December 2, 2020