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jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.
"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"
by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024
mugGet the jump through your assmug.

Oozing Ass Juice

Our homeboy Tyranitar has some of the worse oozing ass juice i've seen
by ASS EATTING JEW 69 May 6, 2018
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pinch ass

someone that you see and you want to pinch the persons ass
by kaka23 January 4, 2024
mugGet the pinch assmug.

Ass Man

A manager/co worker that is to lazy to say the full title " assistant manager".
Customer: can I speak to the assistant manager plz?
Worker over there pa system.: Ass Man to the front, Ass Man to the front.
by Saluja April 30, 2021
mugGet the Ass Manmug.

Samantha's ass

That ass that everyone wants until they find out that she was passed around a club house like a buskers hat.
Eewww that that bitch from blacktown has a samantha's ass, GAPING
by Philphilphilphil April 27, 2024
mugGet the Samantha's assmug.

Adrian's Ass

XXL oh my god its so big when he walks into the room there is new gravity from the shear size of it.
by anonymous June 16, 2022
mugGet the Adrian's Assmug.

goofy ass walk

Person a:Walking

Person b:*plays goofy ass walk*
by TiborRoblox June 10, 2022
mugGet the goofy ass walkmug.

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