Dick trip

When a person attempts to operate out of their intellectual weight class and gets called out for it.

Did you see the muhfkkr Eric try and be smart, boy's a total dick trip.

by GoneJuan August 30, 2022

Dick eating

The action of your friends sucking your dick with words

Bro stop dick eating

by Didiogugifys August 30, 2022

Useless dick flap

Flap of skin removed during a bris

That guy is an useless dick flap, too bum to accomplish anything

by Dattokar August 31, 2022

Dirty Dick Water

When you ring out the sweat from your boxers during a major case of swamp-ass and save it in a vessel.

Man I was at a live show and danced my ass off. My boxers were so saturated with swamp ass I could’ve accumulated an entire Gatorade bottle of ‘Dirty Dick Water’!

by JoelskiJizzle August 31, 2022

Dick Debt

When you do not have a penis, you are in Dick Debt.

“Have you seen Emily”
“Yeah she’s in dick debt”

by John Butcher1612 August 31, 2022

Beckham Dick

When your Dick is hard and it curves.

I have a Beckham Dick so I always hit the G spot.

by ElMeroCabron September 1, 2022

Lady and the Tramp Dick

Lady and the Tramp dick is when you partied too hard, your dick isn’t even al dente hard and all you want to do is connect like Lady and the Tramp. But the only thing your dick is good for is a loving slurp.

Dan, you just went too hard last night. I know you had it on lock with Linzy, but your Lady and the Tramp dick ruined it.

by Pupule September 2, 2022