cash up front

Cash up front is when an over weight middle aged man who plays Pokémon go , ask’s for ‘money up front’ when doing lifts for locals in Tesco car park

Jed , can you do us a lift ? Sure (knocks twice on his scrap box) “cash up front”

by Ratley February 16, 2022

Bricked up

When your woody is sticking up

Person 1: "Is that a stick in your pants?"
Person 2: "No, I'm just bricked up."

by MadamAdam4 October 26, 2022

Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018

thumbs up

soft hearted & addict with his/her partner

he totally nice and thumbs up yaa

by fatherbeloveddaughter October 20, 2022

Hands up

means your the hottest person on this planet and very self confident

omg katie is so hands up!

by isballz11 April 16, 2022

Deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below 😅

Laura C

The deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below 😅 was unbelievable she, had a cat ear headset up top and veryyyy short shorts down below

by Js1888 November 6, 2022

No you hang up

A fucking shitshow where you and your gf will say "no you hang up"

Me: It's time to go
Gf: You hang up
Me: No you hang up
Gf: You should hang up
Me: No, you should hang up
Basically a loop of no u

by Notmelol123 February 10, 2022