soda-can dick

A really gurthy dick

Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.

by frozenwintershit May 25, 2018

Dick Cup

A plastic container to insert penis into, to relieve oneself of urine. AKA a male urinal.

Why the fuck does a 30 year old need me to hold the dick cup??

Yo, nurse, hand me that dick cup over there!

by ProfessionalAssWiper June 10, 2018

Layover dick

Dick that you entertain in the meantime before your next serious one comes along.

Girl we broke up, but I already have some layover dick in place to hold me over.

by Bbyyy3 June 11, 2018

Moby Dick

When you spend all your money on a 3 foot dildo on amazon and put it in your mouth.

Sarah : "OMG GIRL I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT"

Alicia "OMG YES GIRL MOBY DICK IN MY MOUTH"

by JeffaCakes2223555 June 11, 2018

croaked dick

A dick that is done for and no longer goes up on demand.

“Yeah man, my dad’s got a croaked dick now he has to take Viagra.”

by reqkarleyuiem June 11, 2018

Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"

her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time

by bob stevereno June 11, 2018

Plural Dick

Having sex with 2+ dicks.

“Last night I took a Plural Dick! It felt amazing!”

by Olive ^_^ August 8, 2022