Tickle my trunk

The act of male masturbation.

snuffleupagus left me on read... I had to tickle my trunk in the shower....

by Bigwheels88 March 11, 2023

Drowning my baseballs

Putting you in a bad mood or letting you down. Giving you bad vibes or harsh judement, particularly when you just want to be in a good mood.

I've been having a great day, then you come in and start drowning my baseballs.

by TheLyoness March 11, 2023

my breast fend

Your "main SQUEEZE" who also wards off da pawing hands of lustful guys who are always coming around you wanting to "SQUEEZE theeze".

My breast fend is a skillful carpenter, and so he carved me a strap-on wooden yoke with a pair of cone-shaped hollows to wear on my chest for when I hafta venture out in public on any occasion dat he is unable to personally accompany me and protect me from touchy-feely studs himself.

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

Lose my shit

To break down

I’m gonna lose my shit on your dumb ass if you don’t stop your shit.

by The real him March 13, 2023

My G

Used as slang for “My Girl”

Hey! Meet my G, I’ve been with her for 4 years

by Math Watty March 14, 2023

Making my body cry

Mostly used by girls and women, "Making my body cry" is basically being so hot its making a girl wet.

Girl A sees a very attractive Person
A : Omg look who's there !
B : Woah they're so hot, they're making my body cry ;-;

by Nyx_In_The_Night March 14, 2023

My Chemical Romance

One of the most successful Emo Bands of all time and have released masterpieces such as Welcome To The Black Parade, Teemagers Disenchanted, Mama, Helena, Dead! and released a new single last year called Foundations Of Decay.

I listen to My Chemical Romance on the bus to college

by UltimateDoge March 15, 2023