by Papigonzales November 23, 2021
Get the Uncle trinemug. Great-great-grandparent's male first cousin.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
Get the first great-great-great-cousin-unclemug. A short homosexual fat man who thinks driving luxury cars makes him look good when he just looks like a black smurf. And he thinks his bachelor medical degree makes him look successful when in reality he's a broke rapist. He also has a tendency of pointing out other's flaws when his are clearly the same or worse.
by Ifukedshrek69 June 23, 2019
Get the Duke Unclemug. February 29th happens every 4 years, a day for uncles although they aren’t seen as much as fathers and mothers they are still important, uncles day a day all for your favorite uncle.
Boy 1 “Hey man guess what day it is!”
Boy 2 “It’s February 29th yeah it’s special what about it?”
Boy 1 “No man it’s uncles day!”
Boy 2 “Omg you’re right lemme call my uncle”
Boy 1 “Me too!”
Boy 2 “It’s February 29th yeah it’s special what about it?”
Boy 1 “No man it’s uncles day!”
Boy 2 “Omg you’re right lemme call my uncle”
Boy 1 “Me too!”
by YouLoveIce June 19, 2022
Get the Uncles daymug. by Oaky dokey March 20, 2020
Get the Unclemug. Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.
"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"
"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"
"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"
"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"
"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"
by Mangoes Since 2025 June 3, 2025
Get the Salty Unclemug. 