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Grumpy Troll

The act of two individuals rubbing their buttholes together in a misguided attempt to achieve sexual pleasure. So named for the involuntary noises and facial expressions made by the participants during the act.
Person 1: Guys, I tried the Grumpy Troll last night.

Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.

Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.

Person 2: How hard did you try.

Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.
by NoMoreButtRubs September 12, 2012
mugGet the Grumpy Trollmug.

trolling lure

Pornography used as bait by law enforcement to apprehend your everyday troll or sex offender.
Jesus the troll was setup and apprehended in a sting operation planned and executed by the county sheriff after he illegally downloaded the free "trolling lure" pornography without expressed written consent.
by Bell UH-1 Huey August 15, 2010
mugGet the trolling luremug.

counter troll

Answering the troll with such outmost sincerity it completely wrecks the whole point of trolling.
- Jeez, don't feed the trolls.
- Shut-up and counter troll the mf instead.
by Mr. Cocksson December 3, 2017
mugGet the counter trollmug.

troll guarding

Using brutish bullish or troll like mannerisms or actions to get your way over an object a person or a group or activity.
by h1pnotic0verkil May 31, 2018
mugGet the troll guardingmug.

Trolling

Trolling is the art of sparking a flame war. It is derived from the fishing term as it does involve bait and stringing targets along. There are both subtle and overt ways of doing this. And mining the salt from the booty-blasted is a delicious endeavor with either set of methodologies. And it doesn't have to be disingenuous either as identifying uncomfortable truths to those who don't want to hear it qualifies. Now to really master trolling is not so much about being covert and hidden but to steer with as little effort as possible the flame war as to benefit from the outcome, and sometimes that is just delicious salt mining for the lulz.
lollolo i trolling u
by ultrat July 15, 2018
mugGet the Trollingmug.

Troll

When a male with a particularly large penis whacks you with it. Typically across the face.
by Synnshayd June 18, 2024
mugGet the Trollmug.

Internet troll

Someone who has no job and no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"
“Guys look its that internet troll again I think his name was james
by derrien May 7, 2022
mugGet the Internet trollmug.

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