jerk-id beef

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.

Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!

by helga October 16, 2003

Semen beef challenge

a viral challenge from the 1960's. when someone ejaculates in a Tupperware container, then put the semen through intensive fitness to get beefed up

try the semen beef challenge

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Ground Beef Poptart

When you shit on a piece of toast and spread it around to look like pop tart frosting

"Did you hear about Joshua?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got dared to eat some ground beef poptarts died."

by UIVsauce January 14, 2021

Joey Angus Beef

Joey Angus beef is the grossest beef possible. It is said to give you STDs and Bacterial vaginosis if you eat it. Anyone who eats it probably has a low bar.

Don’t eat Joey angus beef, it will give you things you do not want

by anon293736 February 4, 2022

Beef Hula Hoop

A small penis in a loose pussy.

His small dick slid round and round her beef hula hoop.

by Veg Raid20 September 19, 2020

Speak Your Beef

To open a dialogue with someone you have a problem with

You got a problem? Speak your beef, bro.

by maestroofmisanthropy July 23, 2017

roast beef grinder

Two women with dangling labia, loose or stretched out from over-use and abuse, scissoring in lust.

Jak and Brent decided on placing a roast beef grinder instead of a hot roast beef on their sex acts menu cause they thought two old dykes grinding their pussies still sounded better than eating shit.

by SpicyPino216 May 1, 2022