Willy Crack Brain

Something my BLACK Grandma is not.

"You must think you talking to willy crack brain"

by anonymous February 16, 2025

Free Willy

When you self-fellate, cum in your own mouth, then spit it in the air as you jump over a young child shouting "FREE WILLY" causing the cum to land on your own back as you do it

Last night I was bored of shagging Barbara so I decided to give myself the old "Free Willy" with her son Joseph.

It was amazing!

by RichterBlowhole July 30, 2021

Free Willy

When forward deployed during operation Cobra Gold, a Marine chooses to swim into the open ocean and whilst either frog kicking or back stroking begins to evacuate bowels into said body of water.

Hey cpl Marine is Free willying! What nasty little bandini piggy

by J^2mafia July 24, 2023

No choice Willy

If a guy asks for nudes and shows you this you have to send him 3 nude photos

Guy: no choice Willy

Girl: what is that?

Guy: you have to send me 3 nude pics

Girl: oh okay

by Bubbas bubbles June 5, 2019

Willy Whop

|Open compound word|
wil·ly1 ˈwilē/ noun|• | whop /(h)wäp/ verb |
When a man puts it down with his (lovemaking) tool.
(Hitting) her with the (“D”).
When you give a woman that (Super sex).
When you hit her with the (beast mode).

I hit her wit’ da Willy Whop last night.
ByGiovanniDYMillYentei

by MillYentei DYSlick January 1, 2024

Macky willy

A loser who sucks at cod and HAS to run 300 hurdles bahahaha whata bum

Me: imagine being a bum, that would suck

Guy: yeah you’re right I would hate to be a macky willy that would suck

by Nomackywillysallowed February 26, 2020

willy moan

most epicer gamer to live, super cool, totally not a nerd

ami: willy moan is my very cool bff

by peaniewalksweird February 4, 2022