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my dick so long

When u see ur mum
FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long
by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019
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long armed

woah is me, that sidepiece is so long armed!
by longarmedgorl March 2, 2019
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Long boobs

"Long boobs" is a term which is used when one's boobs are long, not necessarily hanging, but just having an shape which have similar properties as a long object. It's important to take note that the term "Long boobs" only should be used in occasions where it is used as a compliment.
"Swanoogle my broogle, you have long boobs today. Nice!"

"W'up bro, yo ma nig' yo tit' ies r pret'ty darn long to'day my brodda."

"Long boobs!"
by mrseduceyourbrother March 14, 2019
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Long head

Someone who's head is so long it's as high as Burj khalifa.
If you want to talk to them you can't ... Cause their head is literally in the clouds
Where are youuu long head can u bend down can u see clouds from up there ???
by Whateverselena March 17, 2019
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Long Island

An island in the north Atlantic. Home to Billy Joel, Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Baldwin. It's a diverse place consisting of Nassau and Suffolk counties (Suffolk is far superior.) Ranging from rich white suburbs like Oyster Bay ("meet the parents" was set there!), Great neck and Port Washington to poor "hood" towns with the word "hood" in them like Riverhood, Hoodlum Bays and Brenthood as well as vacation destinations like Southampton and Montauk, gay hotspots like Westhampton and places where upper middle class artists and hipsters take over like Greenport.

You get around using the LIRR, you drink Coors light out of a paper bag and you need to change in Ronkonkoma if you're on the North fork and in Babylon if you're on the south fork and in Jamaica if you're anywhere else. If you're one of the lucky ones who lives on the east end, you get the luxury of taking the Hampton jitney.

You shop at King Kullen or the IGA. You go to "the city", not Manhattan and constantly claim to be from new York in order to seem cool.
Person 1: Wait, so you actually listen to Billy Joel?

Person 2: Long Island born and raised.

Person 1: ah.
by Themostunimportantpersonontheb December 12, 2018
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Long john

A very very long sausage

If you know what I mean
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I have a long long john
by Big chungus December 28, 2018
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A week long stand

When you decide to stay with someone for a week, get there account information and social security card, then leave them with nothing
I pulled off a week long stand last week, on my way to Hawaii now
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
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