by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024
Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.
by Trai Carey November 16, 2019
The filth caught John and Shirley doing crack in the back of his car. They gave up the crack and offered them some ham cash but they still got arrested. The bastards.
by dave-briz December 19, 2013
by wdw.marais. January 01, 2020
1/2 of the hottest people in the world,
Extensive knowledge on the Angry Birds lore and name dropping Michelle Sarah
Extensive knowledge on the Angry Birds lore and name dropping Michelle Sarah
Person A: “Did you see Lee ham in the hallway? I wonder what he’s listening to.”
Person B: “Probably ‘Booty Store’ by Your Favorite Martian!”
Person B: “Probably ‘Booty Store’ by Your Favorite Martian!”
by rigby October 01, 2021
by worm consumer November 09, 2023
Consuela was powerless to resist the thrill of the cash as she was a cheap whore who would do anything for money, so when a client bent her over, shagged her up the fudge tunnel, she gripped onto his pork sword with her ham bangle until he paid her well
by Sanddancer June 25, 2012