Bubble Wrap Bandits

A playful term for individuals who exhibit traits typically associated with being overprotected during childhood, often resulting in a heightened sensitivity to humor, criticism, or challenging discussions.

This term suggests a person who navigates the world as if wrapped in bubble wrap, avoiding discomfort or confrontation to maintain a sense of safety.

Commonly used in social discourse to describe someone who may struggle to cope with satire, irony, or constructive feedback, often responding with defensiveness, outrage, or feeling "triggered" by remarks that challenge their worldview.

The term can also highlight the cultural conversation around parenting styles and the impact of 'safe spaces' in modern society, questioning the balance between protecting children and preparing them for real-world interactions.

The Bubble Wrap Bandits, with their finely honed sensitivity to every jab of humor and critique, are slowly but surely taking over the world, wrapping society in a protective layer of outrage and defensiveness. This new wave of hypersensitivity stifles satire, demands safe spaces at every turn, and reshapes conversations to avoid anything remotely uncomfortable or challenging, as even the slightest criticism or ironic remark is met with defensive outrage—lest the very fabric of their worldview burst at the smallest poke.
Let’s face it: the Bubble Wrap Bandits are slowly taking over, and soon enough, no one will be able to take a joke without triggering an outcry. The world’s becoming so wrapped in defensiveness that humor’s getting suffocated under layers of outrage and hypersensitivity.
by TonyBamanaboniNZ November 08, 2024
Get the Bubble Wrap Bandits mug.

Bubbly faite

Canadian saying for opening it eh
Bubbly faite cans open homie
by Mike hawke August 09, 2022
Get the Bubbly faite mug.

floating bubble

A cute person that like to burp loudly in social settings and laugh about it without excusing themselves.
Most people think they are crazy, only a few get the joke.
i.e.

SAM: Mary was such a floating bubble today.
HARRY: Really? how childish of her.
by lafartola May 13, 2015
Get the floating bubble mug.

Bubble Brawl

The only Mario Party mini game that matters.
by Damndude2020202 October 30, 2016
Get the Bubble Brawl mug.

Stinky Bubble

When you take a shit that looks like a ball. Smells worse than any other shit you've ever taken. Often times found after Mexican food. Also see diarrhea.
My meal at Taco Bell was delicious, but they didn't quite like me leaving a Stinky Bubble in their bathroom.
by Derailed Tractor-Train April 17, 2014
Get the Stinky Bubble mug.

BRAZILLIAN bubble bath

Two men jizz on a man in a bath until the bath is full, it might take 2-3 days.

Then they take turns to top the said man, while singing “steak and shrimp” by uncle kracker, followed by all three singing “la cuccaracha” as they climax
“One night in Nashville we took turns to give kid rock a BRAZILLIAN Bubble bath!”
by Uncle kracker April 05, 2024
Get the BRAZILLIAN bubble bath mug.

Thot bubble

When a group of thots sit at 1 table
“Look at that thot bubble!”

Smells fishy to me!”
by DrStalin09 April 18, 2019
Get the Thot bubble mug.