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Cig Queen 

A spinstress who smokes doral ultra light 100's and talks like she has sandpaper and sorgum/mollases stuck in her trachea. Usually found around hole-in-the-wall bars and outlying areas of the suburbs, fights like a man and occasionally has teeth missing. Makes frequent visits to tanning salon causing leather skin.
Damn, that cig queen just body slammed old man jamison's boy straight through that pool table, lets get the hell out of here!
Cig Queen by Boz Scaggert November 4, 2006
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Wingnut Welfare Queen 

Popularized by the blog Sadly, No, the term "Wingnut Welfare Queen" refers not to a poor person, but to a low-talent, self-appointed pundit of the right, male or female, of the type who have become prominent in large patches of media, Washington D.C. think tanks and the Republican Party, and who depend on some mix of right-wing money, praise or contacts to boost and further their careers. Putting the "wingnut" in Wingnut Welfare Queen means the media figure will be not just predictably or reliably conservative or ultra-conservative, but doggedly and irrationally so.

Many Wingnut Welfare Queens style themselves "Populists"; nonetheless, some some appear to take relish in the abrasiveness and ad hominem quality of their attacks on individuals they perceive as not necessarily contrary in ideology, but lacking in fervor.

A Wingnut Welfare Queen's natural adversaries inhabit the best-recompensed strata of left-wing academia and the leftmost edge of the Democratic Party, with some holdouts on the op-ed pages of liberal metropolitan daily newspapers; they are the upper-tier of the class called Poverty Pimp (q.v.), code-word "Progressive."
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"What I dislike most of all is not her meretriciousness or meanness, but the way she acts as though she were God's Gift to American politics."

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"Yep. Follow her career and you'll see how a gossipy media princess with a right-wing tilt became a full-blown wingnut welfare queen."

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Cock Queen 

A female who loves the cock so much that she will suck, lick, face-fuck and deep throat one (or more) for hours without expectation of reciprocation or even sex. She gives blow-jobs that are guaranteed to be top-notch, five star, grade A quality. All men will forever compare any future blow jobs to those of the Cock Queen. She is usually ugly, or at best average looking, and tends to be Fat and hungry. Due to her hideousness she is likely to remain undetected by the female population and is a Moped for the many men that she blows.
"That girl Jenny over there is such a Cock Queen."

"Stop dragging your teeth! Where is the Cock Queen when I need her?"
Cock Queen by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007

King & Queen Sex.

Doing it like horny rabbits all over the place, just like famous pornstars; King Kyle & Queen Nickie.
"King & Queen Sex.; baby I'm going to do you, like King Kyle does Queen Nickie."

Yam Queen 

Gay man who is attracted to other men from the Afro/Caribbean community.
Bitch is such a Yam Queen!!
Yam Queen by samivivwe August 16, 2008

header queen 

promiscuous girl who gives a blow-job to just about any guy who dates her, or who gives her a compliment.
Nick: I'm going out with Lucy on Friday.
Tony: Damn, you're a lucky SOB, she's a header queen and it looks like you are going to get a BJ!

faded queen 

When the popular beauty ages and can no longer depend on smiles and good looks to make her life easy.
Lookout, that faded queen with the too short skirt is hitting on all the boys to buy another round.

Walked into Victoria's Secret and saw that faded queen manager hitting compact and putting on warpaint. She is past it man.
faded queen by r3dcut August 22, 2011