Penis Pouch

- Someone, typically female, with extremely loose sexual morals.

- (Female) who absentmindedly seeks out involvement with males solely for quick,sexual gratification.

"That girl Viv is out back in the parking lot doing that guy she's just met. God, she is such a penis pouch."

by Julie Shots September 14, 2014

penis penalty

The difference between the price charged by a male contractor to an attractive single woman and the price charged to a woman with a partner or a to man.

Female - Last year Stewart only charged me 50 dollars to clean the chimney. Now that you're here the price has doubled.
Male - Damnit, the penis penalty strikes again.

by warrenmt May 5, 2011

re-penis

the penis of a retarded individual

everyone was appalled at the sight of the down syndrome man masturbating on the bus. "he just pulled out his re-penis and began going to town." said one on looker

by ernae August 19, 2011

My penis

This is what broke up your marriage with your wife and if you do not yet have a wife watch out for it because it will break up you and your future wife. Also, it is the real father of your children, sorry to tell you like this champ.

GEORGE: HOLY SHIT MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME!!!!

ANOTHER BASIC NAME: OML WITH WHO??!!??!!!

ME: I'm so sorry but my penis can not leave any wife in a happy relationship with their husband untouched.

by Pedophile numero uno February 1, 2017

Penis-Butt

Indicating that there is a penis sprouting from one's butt - this word almost always has a negative connotation to it.

Osama Bin Laden is such a penis-butt.

by Lee S. December 17, 2003

penis cleavage

The curves above a guys hips that lead downwards into their pants. Some guys have it, some don't.

See, he's got penis cleavage. Haha.

by dble a March 14, 2006

small penis

A penis of less than five inches. But most girls are willing to deal with a small penis if there is a caring and sweet guy attached to it. There are other things you can do in the bedroom with a girl, and LOTS of things to do outside the bedroom that mean a lot more to us. Yes there are some shallow girls demanding 7+ inch penises but most of them aren't worth the time of day anyway. The whole size thing is overrated.

Would I rather be in a relationship with a sweeheart with a small penis, or a total jerk with a big one? I'll take a small sweetheart any day.

by AmyK92 October 24, 2010