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Megan's Law 

1 : A law for sex offenders.

2 : A amazing song by Megan who tore up Nicki, as nicki attempted to come back with 5 songs.
Gal 1: Have you listened to Megan's law?

Dude 1 : Bro, you mean the thing for OFFENDERS?

Gal 1 : no dumbass, i'm talking about the song by Megan.
Megan's Law by 'sepphie May 10, 2024

Mechanical Chris 

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.
“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris
Megan.. A damsel who’s

“Looking for a man in finance
Trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5
I'm looking for a man in finance.”
“Looking for a Man in Finance” is a satirical song written by Megan Boni (because ewwl.)
Megan by Gerber_Babiee May 27, 2024

Meganamazing 

When something is beyond amazing. It’s meganamazing!!!
Did you see Part Time Lucha? That was absolutely meganamazing!

Meganamazing 

Wow have you seen Sami today? She looks Meganamazing

Mechanics law

Mechanics Law: Example A. If you want to save ($) "Money" "Cash" "Feria" "Tender not Tinder" or any other form of "Goods for Trade", then you must have plenty of "Time". If you dont have "Time" then you'll need time have plenty of ($) " Money " "Cash" "Feria" " Tender not Tinder" or any other form of acceptable "Goods for Trade" . Example B. In other words the trade of either time or money for the savings of either time or money. Example C. 0:00 > $ < 0:00 or $ > 0:00 < $ . Example D. The most basic if you dont have time you need money if you dont have money youll need time .

Or the greater consumption of one will result in the lesser comsumption or savings of the other.

But warning that this in no way means that idle time pays .

In other words get your ass back to work cuz this shit isn't going to fix its self.
Mechanics Law: when your boss is on your ass because you haven't gotten the job done and the customer is calling and calling to see if there car is ready. But they didn't want to buy the original oem dealer parts cuz they where too expensive. so they had you Mcguire, Jimmy rig , Mickey Mouse the "Chingadera" back together again . But shit went down hill real quick so when your boss says "hey cabron what happend ?". You point a finger at the sign that states Mechanics Law. In the simplest fucking form possible so that they can get it at a glance and SOY " Mechanics law" Boss "what can I say, it's a real thing . Mira no mas este desmadre. Remember when I said I can try. Well I did, now look what you made me do! MARIA SOFIA DE LA CRUS GUITIEREZ SANCHEZ DEL CASTILLO VERDE ! QUE VOY ACER SANTISIMA VIRGENCITA QUE SI ESTE GRINGO NO SE RIE ENTONCES SI QUE VALOI MADRICULA LA COSA.