Mateo

Mateo is the name of a very fruity man.

Mateo’s love to explore and make things. They love hitting on their guy friends.

Person 1 -“Hey Mateo! What’s your plans for the day?”
Person 2 (Mateo) - “I don’t know boys, group hugs in the shower ?”
Person 1 - “You’re such a fruitcake”

by Sillygoose987 May 5, 2024

Materialistic

Somebody that loves materials and is good at knowing how to use and conserve materials for themselves and others.

"I play Minecraft in a very materialistic way."

by catkip May 12, 2024

Matef

Male to Female Trans person. Trans-female. Pronunciation of the acronym MtF.

"What?! Maria's a Matef? She passes so well you'd never guess!

by Captain316 May 20, 2024

Matey Cock

A crude way to describe someone's name you've forgotten when referring to them.

Oh what's his name again, old matey cock? ...Who?

by Mika88 May 29, 2024

maternal figure

something you don't have

You: "I don't have any cash on me right now"
Your friend: "You know what else you don't have? A maternal figure."

by nick‽ May 31, 2024

Mateo

Bald ass chinese dude. Love him to death. Too much sarcasm, like way too much. Valedictorian of the school. Nerd but pretty cool dude. He is also annoying and apart of the LGBTQ+ community. He sucks at sports. Never ask him to move dirt because he will move a particle at a time. He is into the little ceaser's mascot.

Is that Mateo, he is soooooo bald.

by Fatesh June 14, 2024

Matematický seminář

Its a class where you ejaculate and beat your wiggle dinosaur under the table. The mathematical equations are soooooooooooo sexy. Its best to aim at the tablet because it is very hard to see the cum. The lessons are hard like my cock.

The teacher: Lukáši you are so good at matematický seminář
Lukáš: *beating his meat under the table* Thanks teacher
Tomáš: You are spraying it on me you dumbass monkey. Aim at the teacher

by Luk-kuk-puk-suk November 11, 2024