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Kevin

Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis
"Stop eating your gonna become Kevin"
by Simon Lin August 11, 2024
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kevin

a slang word made on tiktok. when someone or something is so kevin, that means that its so bad.

its basically just a negative adjective that can be used on any and everything
dude 1: “bro have you watched hazbin hotel yet??”

dude 2: “oh hell naw that show is so kevin 💔”

ex. 2

guy sees something he doesn’t like

guy: “ts is so kevin it just pmo 💔”
by pshycki April 23, 2025
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Kevin Syndrome

That guy that hangs around on a “teen” chatroom but the mfr is like 22 years old. Whole ass king of the kids situation.
Girl: did you see Johnny in here?
Girl 2: yes oml he be suffering from Kevin syndrome
Girl: YESS!! It’s creepy af
by EvilEntityConsumesYou October 20, 2022
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Kevin Durant.

by JAMALJAMAEL420 August 11, 2024
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Kevin Neely

If you are a friend of Kevin consider yourself blessed. Kevin is a very loving person and one of the smartest people you can ever know and extremely handsome. His loyalty is without question and as long as you don’t do him wrong, he will forever have your back!
by Threepointo November 23, 2021
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Kevin Rinald

An English Teacher who loves his students and gives us vocab quizzes every weekend. He is a big fan of David Denby and John Green. If you ever get a English teacher like this you will be very lucky. He also owns a durag (green silk). He puts that ____ on everyday of the week. His favorite day is Thrusday and he is the next Michael Phelps.
"Who is your English teacher this semester"
"I have Kevin Rinald also referred to as HIM."
by David Denby January 31, 2023
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