Baked some air cookies

The act of preparing and serving out a fart. An air cookie generally takes time to brew in the bowels, however the wait is usually worth while.
I just baked some air cookies, get em while their hot!
by nickstergoose October 09, 2008
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Hot Air Balloon Ride

When a dog is cleaning itself and it farts in its own face.
Oh my god, Rex just farted in his face while cleaning his junk. That must’ve been one hell of a Hot Air Balloon Ride!!!
by dswannie November 21, 2020
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black air force energy

he'll just say whatever he wants to your face, he's got black air force energy
by jay ceeeee August 26, 2021
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man-activated air bags

a slut bag ho who uses her tits to influence conversations to her benefit.
by Anonymous December 13, 2002
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red air force 1

The act of pushing a white Air Force 1 up someones asshole to the point where they bleed and the white air force 1 turns red
Jimmy come give a red air force 1
by Child Pornography November 03, 2021
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Air Assault Walk of Shame

Noun: When your walking back to the office after just realizing that you just failed the Air Assault School obstacle course and now your going home for being a wimp when you should have made it.
Every year many soldiers do the Air Assault walk of shame back to the office at Air Assault School to out process because they were not prepared for the intense training they had to endure like a 2 mile run and doing 9 obstacles that every soldier at basic training performs every year without problem.
by ASSLT BLACK HAT February 03, 2011
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Hot Air Balloon Ride

When you fart in a plastic bag & wrap it over someone’s head. Preferably a pull string garbage bag to allow your victim to savor the smell.
by Dawn Keebals January 13, 2020
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