Sam I Ham

Sam I Am but ham.

"I am Sam, Sam I Ham"

"Have you seen Sam I Ham today?"

by Shanspareigon April 23, 2024

Hams

Ass cheeks, usually juicy ones.

"Look at those Hams!"

by Big_Bosh November 28, 2021

SPAM & HAM

When fingering the vagina of your Asian girlfriend in hopes of pulling out sticky rice for dinner.

I met up with an old girlfriend for a quickie and asked her if I can include a SPAM & HAM before completing appropriate intercourse activities.

by X7MCB January 25, 2025

HAM

Hard as a mother fucker.

Hey guys, I went ham on that girl from the bar I met last night.

by Bobby joe finkle March 30, 2015

Ham Canyon

A butt crack. The canyon between the two christmas hams round your rear.

"I was scrubbing out ol' ham canyon when I found a quarter back there!"

by David Ohno November 10, 2013

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019

Ohio ham sandwich

When you are receiving a mouth hug and the person giving the mouth hug vomit on your genitals.

Sally was giving John a BJ and all of sudden she stop. John asked Sally "why did you stop?" Then Sally does a Ohio ham sandwich on John's junk. Both of them let out a long, Eeeew.

by geekyandfreaky December 24, 2015