Fat Mike
Fat Mike by AlexOutbreak March 20, 2004
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fat chicks
1. Women who have been abused verbally and/or physically and take it out on their own bodies in the form of food and slothfulness.
2. Fat women who are loud and arrogant. Thunderous footsteps and the sound of a cowbell normally proceed their arrival. When asked their hobbies, they proudly tell you Crisco and mayonnaise, then they start hitting on you. When rejected they either become more noisy and annoying or revert to definition #1.
Both examples fail to realize that 20 min. a day exercise and a good diet may get them the attention they crave so badly.
2. Fat women who are loud and arrogant. Thunderous footsteps and the sound of a cowbell normally proceed their arrival. When asked their hobbies, they proudly tell you Crisco and mayonnaise, then they start hitting on you. When rejected they either become more noisy and annoying or revert to definition #1.
Both examples fail to realize that 20 min. a day exercise and a good diet may get them the attention they crave so badly.
Hey look at those fat, annoying, loud ass fat chicks. Which ones? The ones in the corner making bigfoot noises and pouring out their gravy boat onto their buttered chicken.
fat chicks by Farty McCrablice June 9, 2006
fat cunt
fat cunt by corey johnston June 11, 2006
Fat Rips
Takes on a variety of meanings, usually having positive connotations in relation to success, more specifically, after taking a large hit off of any type of smoking apparatus; for some reason unbenknownst to anyone, fat chicks tend to take the fattest rips.
"C'mon man, everybody needs a little fat rips now and then."
"Woah! Did you see that fit chick just blowing her fat rips all over the place?"
"Woah! Did you see that fit chick just blowing her fat rips all over the place?"
Fat Rips by General Confuscious November 2, 2011
fat head syndrome
fat head syndrome by BettY SpAghetti June 3, 2003