Douche Bazooka

A person who is so self-centered, narcissistic, and desperate for people's adoration, that they are completely incapable of performing any action with coming off as a complete ass hat.

"Man, that DJ Sexpanther is such a douche bazooka. I bet he is going to throw himself a birthday party just so he can DJ it."

by Rival483 January 9, 2021

cart douche

A douche who doesn't return a shopping cart, leaving it out to hit other people's cars.

J: Max, don't be such a cart douche and just put your cart away.
M: I'm a child.

by MaxIsADouche January 13, 2014

slurpin douche

the act of inhaling a douche through ones mouth followed by exhaling through the nostrils.

that man can slurpin douche!

by bryce wayne May 25, 2011

Ass douche

Simply put.... an enema.

Person 1: hey dude. You got some crazy swamp ass.You be smellin ripe bro. Maybe you should head out to the drug store and pick up an ass douche.
Person 2: ass douche?
Person 1: yeah man, you know, an enema
Person 2: damn dawg I didn't realize my ass be stankin like dat. Guess I better head out and get me an ass douche.
Person 1: yeah bro, you need it.
Person 2: can you help me with it after I get it?
Person 1: 🤢

by Sooneynoowippybippyskrippyscre February 9, 2019

Douche Valve

Wireless (Bluetooth) headset worn by loud obnoxious douchebags that think everyone around them wants to hear their conversation.

Bob's talking on his Douche Valve again!

by electrogeek March 7, 2012

douche length

The spacing between vehicles , when you are trying to pull into traffic. It is approximately too close to pull out and too far apart for you to actually get to where you are going on time. ie. 1/2 to 3/4 of a Yugo car length.

15 trucks in a row, all going a douche length. Well might as well settle down until the incest pride parade goes past.

by benthenry April 3, 2015

Book-Douche

A person who flaunts their smartness in every situation possible.

Tree: Bro, I heard you failed that exam
DJ: Yeah bro, I'm kinda bummed out
Tree: Yeah anyways, I got programmed a discord bot to solve my hw. Should I help you study? I got a stack of 100% in that class last year. Yeah, I skipped a grade how did you know?
DJ: Bro stfu you are actually such a book-douche

by JackHill July 18, 2022