beaner t-bird 

a 90's ford thunderbird with ground effects, or body kit and/or wire wheels

dang fool, that beaner t-bird is bad ass

beaner t-bird by chin nuts July 12, 2007

Smokin', Shootin' the bird

See also: Chillin'.
Often said when neither smoking nor shooting the bird is occuring.

Person 1: What are you guys up to?
Person 2: Oh, you know. Smokin', shootin' the bird.

Smokin', Shootin' the bird by A money June 9, 2004

Kill Two Stones, With One Bird 

Ultimate payback (for birds), being killed, by these hard pests.

Bird 1: Look at those stones, down there; they are responsible, for so many, of us being killed!

Bird 2: Yeah!... Let's reverse the odds, and Kill Two Stones, With One Bird!

Bird 1: Good Idea, but, who will go first?...

Bird 2: He will!...

Big Bird: This, definition, was brought to you, by the letter 'K' Kill Two Buirds, With One Stone

Kill Two Stones, With One Bird by TailsFox May 11, 2018

Big Bird

A woman who has a strangely proportioned body where she has a huge front fanny (sandbag) and a massive arse so she resembles the paedophile bird from Sesame St.

Whoaaa man, look at that Big Bird. Bet she has a wide set vagina.

Big Bird by she's a maniac July 5, 2010

a little bird told me 

I was told by someone familiar but won't say who

I know you have been having problems because a little bird told me.

a little bird told me by The Return of Light joker May 3, 2010

flappy bird 

when you are fucking a girl then quickly pull out and shit on her chest and then tar and feather her then punch her in the back of the neck so she scquacks like a bird

joe: my night was rough bro
tom: why bro
joe: i pulled a flappy bird on my girl lastnight and then she kicked me out smh
tom: thats harsh bro

flappy bird by yungfreebase February 2, 2014

surfi'n bird 

a sexual act were you do a girl doggy style and right be for you blow your load you pull out and blow it all over her face and while she's in shock from that just dump her.

yo last night i surfi'n bird my ex she started freaking out

surfi'n bird by The Gr8 goldstien February 5, 2010