Hot roast beef

Pull your ass cheeks apart and let someone shit between them. Slam the ass cheeks shut then your partner licks the shit oozing out and this is how he eats a hot roast beef.

Jak fed Brent a hot roast beef after work last night.

by SpicyPino216 January 15, 2022

year 7 beef

yes seven beef is someone who makes beef with anyone younger or olders and wont stop then realise they have lost then give up and say sorry

an example of year 7 beef is zara

by looolllll 😂 July 31, 2019

Cadbury Beef Fondue

As coined by the hosts of the podcast It’s a Bit Shit a Cadbury Beef Fondue is the act of doing a poo into your consenting partner’s mouth and then having them give you a blowjob with their mouth still full of fecal matter.

“Aaron, I saw Peter last night! Best Cadbury Beef Fondue ever!”

by NunsAnus June 29, 2021

beef on my fingers

fingering your significant other's asshole, which could result in shit on your hand.

Noah: Man I had some wild sex last night! I got beef on my fingers!

Wyatt: Ew, gross!

by biglettuceboy July 13, 2019

Speak Your Beef

To open a dialogue with someone you have a problem with

You got a problem? Speak your beef, bro.

by maestroofmisanthropy July 23, 2017

jerk-id beef

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.

Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!

by helga October 16, 2003

Ground Beef Poptart

When you shit on a piece of toast and spread it around to look like pop tart frosting

"Did you hear about Joshua?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got dared to eat some ground beef poptarts died."

by UIVsauce January 14, 2021