Ham-assed

To be treated in an absolutely horrible way without provocation

People living near the eastern border of Israel were were ham-assed on October 7.

by Oldsaneguy January 11, 2024

Ham For Breakfast

The act of being woken up by a person's bare ass on your face. Usually in the context of a college prank.

Duude, Robbie totally gave you ham for breakfast! That is disgusting!

by MissingRab May 5, 2011

Morbius ham

The sexual act of which a woman lights her partners penis on fire before he penetrates her vagina

Eh bro I had MORBIUS HAM with your mother yesterday

by Quantavious bingleton June 10, 2022

mad hammed

Eating so much ham you feel drunk.

Every thanksgiving I get mad hammed!

by 26 sloths March 25, 2017

ham handshake

when two girls slap they titties together

u see those girls goin in on that ham handshake

by coolguydantheman January 4, 2017

Mad Ham

A fat pig that is show fat you will somehow go to the Minecraft dimension and fall in the void

That guy is going to become a mad ham

by THEM LOLZ April 8, 2021

Retard Ham

A fat mentally disabled person

Did you see that woman fall out of her wheelchair at the park, what a Retard Ham

by Fast521 February 28, 2023