Work

Something Alex Triscari doesn't do

He thinks going to work means drinking water and playing with a mousepad

by .-.-.- October 5, 2017

Get back to work

Me: You should get back to work you monkey
Monkey slave watermelon eater: Ooga booga banana (edging)

Get back to work is typically used when telling your slave to work at the cotton fields

by TheGreatBananaMan January 11, 2024

working my tits

Really getting on someone’s nerves. Irritating. Used in the movie Tank Girl.

The first sergeant was really working my tits.

by anonymous November 24, 2023

Work Truck Slapper

A smackin song made for work trucks and work trucks only.

Damn, did you hear that new work truck slapper that Sosamann put out?

by Daddyric November 8, 2022

Get the works

Someone who can get it, IYKYK

Jorge Velez said “She is so fine, she could get the works.”

by TW!GG!3 June 6, 2024

Skunk Works

"An insane asylum disguised as an aircraft factory"
-Lazerpig

Not wanting to task all their proven engineers to pursue an experimental jet fighter project during the manufacturing boom of WW2, Lockheed basically went on the prowl to find aircraft engineers of questionable sanity, stick them in a circus tent, painted a cartoon logo, told them to crack on with it, and called the outfit Skunk Works.

by Lazerpig's Wine Cabinet January 6, 2024

Work Pizza

Delivery or carryout from the Domino's pizza chain.

So-called because the company offers special deals for corporate accounts; consequently, it has become the go-to pizzeria for office parties.

"Anyplace but Domino's. This ain't the office, I don't want no work pizza."

by Colonel_Panic November 12, 2023