rusty red

When an inferior ginger being results to anger to equal out his competitive nature.
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one fuckin angry ginger normally having abnormally small hands

Hey big D why are you gettin so mad bro?

Inferior ginger: fuck you i have a rusty red!

by theangrylover June 28, 2010

Rusty Schwinn

Dry sex lacking natural or synthetic lubrication, generally initiated in haste without sufficient foreplay. Often, alleviation is attempted through the application of saliva. Probably originated from the general lack of care for old cheap bicycles leading to the squeaking of a rusty chain as they are pedaled down the road.

We were at her parents cabin and her father was out for 5 minutes, I had no other option than to rusty schwinn her.

by Dr. Ziploc August 1, 2010

rusty stamp

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently slapping a left and right hammer strike with a stool stained member on the hips of an unsuspecting partner (regardless of sex).

After a few too many drinks at the shooter bar, I took Annie home and posted her with a rusty stamp!

by sirlixalot September 28, 2010

rusty jacket

This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.

"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"

Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"

by oddjob in the shire November 3, 2010

Rusty Rinse

When a person goes to the Hair Salon to get their hair bleached blonde but the normal stylist off off sick, so they settle for the trainee Scissor Monkey who has never done it before - thus ending up with a Rusty Rinse.
Or when a Girl buy's a shit Blonde Colour off the shelf in Poundstrecher and gets her mate to put it on for her after 3 bottles of Lambrini.

Whos the new Ginger Girl in the office ? She's not new - Its Julie with a rusty rinse.

by leesumm1 November 5, 2010

rusty venture

the act of jacking off a monkey while letting it shit on your partners face while she is getting dry humped by a jaguar. after the monkey blows his load all over your face you lick the poop and get your dick eaten by the jaguar. your sexual partner then gets double penetrated by the jaguar and monkey while you stick a carrot up your ass watching.

wow that rusty venture you gave me was amazing

by Wade Wolff 8152976007 November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you take a girl out for diner but dont let her go to the bathroom and when your fucking her in the ass you pull out your shit and spill you spat all over her back. --thats the rusty part. the venture part is running your tongue along the small of her back.

Made popular by the hit tv show The Venture bros. "rusty venture"

by Bustadave November 24, 2010