poop noodle 

the stream of poop/piss mixture you urinate after having anal sex

Dude, last night I was having anal and this morning I had a gnarly poop noodle.

poop noodle by Anonymous April 21, 2003

Poop-sicle

Poop that has been put on a stick for some sick reason

I ate fudge-sicle today but it tasted like shit! I think it might have been a poop-sicle!

Poop-sicle by Bill Morrow December 16, 2005

poop-flinging-tree-monkeys 

The average person. Characterized by their poor decision making skills, their life is a shrine to mediocrity.

Poop-flinging-tree-monkeys are responsible for electing the President.

poop-flinging-tree-monkeys by El Duderino August 27, 2006

poop sex bandit 

One whom engages in the act of fecal-based sex without the consent of the other personage.

Cindy took a nasty dump on my chest out of nowhere, that poop sex bandit!

poop sex bandit by chuckinator May 23, 2008

poop on kids 

to repeatedly pwn a person or a group of people.

KILLTACULAR!!
Omjeans I poop on kids!

poop on kids by teh pwnlet October 13, 2006

Poop Aloof 

When one is too shy to poop at a friend's house, and must resort to coming up with lies and excuses to go back to their house in order to take care of business.

"Homie says he went home to check on his cat, but I'm pretty sure he went home to take a dump."

"Why didn't he just go here?"

"Because there's only one bathroom and he's poop aloof."

Poop Aloof by Beehiver January 26, 2010

poop shoot boogy 

Doing a 70's disco dance move while deep in the ass of a fellow dancer

"Hey Derek, last night me and your mom did the poop shoot boogy"

poop shoot boogy by Scar420 September 10, 2006