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new york subway face 

As coined by Jack-O from the BS Report on 6/24/09:

"... we were on a new york subway once, and everybody on the train just looked so bummed out, you're living in this enormous city, you're riding this subway, you've just worked all day, you don't want to make any eye contact with anyone else on the subway because there is a 95% chance they're insane or a criminal. So you just sit there with this slumped look and a 1000 yard stare."
When someone just looks beaten down by a girl friend or a wife or life, look at the "new york subway face".
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New Trier 

A high school located in Winnetka, IL (a northern berb of Chicago). The best way to describe it is a school consisting of 5,000 over-achievers. Home to a great music and preforming arts program, great sports teams, and over 100 clubs, every student is involved in something. The average ACT score is a 25 (compared to the national average of 18). there are a lot of kids that have been admitted to Ivy league schools and most of the senior class finds that they end up at U of I. Don't hate, its just how it is...
Average New Trier conversation: "Dude I'm in 5 AP classes and head of the debate team, what you got?"

"I am student body president and going to MIT, what up?"
New Trier by goodluck24 May 2, 2010

New York Cheesecake

New York Cheesecake is when you take a woman to a famous part of New York City (The Statue of Liberty, The Empire State Building, etc.) and ejaculate on her face.
Steve gave Brenda a New York Cheesecake when they visited Central Park strawberry cheesecake, hot pocket, dirty carl, cheesecake, dirty sanchez

New York Minute 

Faster than you can be raped, stabbed, robbed, and left for dead in a pile of your own feces in da big city.
Whoa, bitch! That blow job is supposed to take longer than a New York Minute!

New England 

New England is made up of Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine. The region is known for its inhabitants' intelligence, work ethic, reserve, peppiness, and liberal tendencies.

And no, Connecticut, sorry, you don't count. Anywhere that has loud New York people and/or Yankees fans is NOT New England. Enjoy being a Middle Atlantic state with New York and Jersey, because that's really where you belong... at least from a cultural standpoint.
It's obvious people from Connecticut are actually "Noo Yawkas," and not "New Englandahs."
New England by NH Sam May 21, 2009

New England Patriots 

To become very popular as a result of (retarded) post-9/11 sentiments due to your title, be caught breaking the rules by illegally taping private information, and then become resented far later than it should take by gullible Americans. Also called a "George W. Bush."
The New England Patriots are cheating cunts.

During his term in office, George W. Bush pulled a New England Patriots.
New England Patriots by JohnJF February 17, 2008

New York Mills  

NEW YORK MILLS

A little town full of polish people.

There is about 500 students in the New York Mills high school.

Students in the school thinks their shit doesn't stink.

People care what you wear to school because all the "popular" kids are up to fashion and can afford things that are secretly on welfare.

there is a lot of racism in the school

50% of the students in school are wiggers and or posers

They have a rivalry between the Notre Dame High School on Burrstone Road every like 5 years or something-but we lost

If you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend they consider you gay

They are just a small minded group of people
WIGGER KID: yo my fizzle whats up in hizzle
BLACK KID: hey where are you from
WIGGER KID: Im from the New York Mills izzle
BLACK KID: look at your skin color
(wigger kid gets jumped)
New York Mills by crap cheeks August 29, 2007