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mexican doughnut

The Mexican Doughnut is when a fat girl, usually a mexican prostitute, tries to touch her toes with her fat creating a kind of doughnut. the really hairy man then inserts his erect penis into the "hole" created by the fat, which if done with the proper woman is not much of a hole, and ejaculates into her tummy.
he mexican doughnuted that bitch
by Jeff123489 November 11, 2007
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mexican firedragon

the act of shoving a taco into a girls vagina while putting hot sauce on your penis and thouroghly humping it
1st person:oh man i gave jane the mexican firedragon last nite
2nd person:wuz it fun?

1st person: hell no it burnt like a bitch
by nnnmmm May 4, 2010
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Mexican Stocking

The perfect Christmas present. A stocking full of dirty sanchezes.
Nicole: What did you get for Christmas?

Marc: A bad ass Mexican stocking. Want to try it out?
by Neezy M January 1, 2008
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hairy mexican

A shot with 1/2 oz. of tequila, generally Jose Cuervo, and 1/2 oz. of whiskey, Jack Daniels or Jim Beam. If you have some wambos, patron and black label can be substituted.

The hairy mexican was invented at the University of Rochester in Chambers, and has become a popular tradition throughout the past few years.

Warning: this drink is highly potent and is not to be taken lightly and will fuck you up.
The hairy mexican consists in utilizing half tequila and half whiskey on a shot.
by Chamber230 September 19, 2009
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Mexican Mink

A skunk or polecat, especially a roadkill that can be smelled on the wind.
"I hit a Mexican mink in my Cadillac, and I can't get the smell to go away".
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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Crazy Mexican

Similar to tequila shots with lemon and salt, only the salt is snorted and the lemon is squeezed into the eye, only then can the shot be drunk.
Dave:
we should do tequila shots.
Phillip:
Maybe, im kinda keen for a crazy mexican though.
Dave:
I dunno man, last time i did that i couldnt see for a week and my nose still itches from the salt.
by spazman727 March 27, 2009
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mexican snowball

patrick threw a mexican snowball at kevin. kevin deserved it
by pmbloowood45kgb March 7, 2010
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