magic balls

used to refer to a man who lasts longer in bed than a woman.

“julia, mike has some real magic balls!”

by stoopidass March 24, 2019

Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.

I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.

by Freeoakley February 10, 2017

simply magic

The art of failing to create an optimized modpack

Simply magic is really unoptimized

by TotallyNotMerj October 21, 2017

magic peepee time

A great way to refer to sexual relations with a narcissistic man (while roasting him)

Narcissist: Oh yeah? Well kiss having sex with me goodbye!
Normal person: *sarcastically* No more magic peepee time? Oh no lol

by trixie83206 June 20, 2022

Magic bots

join here: discordapp.com/invite/ZCMN7YP and read the #faq kthxbai

just join Magic bots

by undefined1234567890 January 3, 2019

white magic powers

This is a common phrase said by White people before committing in the act of eating coleslaw or unseasoned chicken, maybe even perform a few yoga poses

“White magic powers” exclaims Whitee Mahn and starts hiking with all of his free time

by UrbanInsanity March 4, 2025

Magic wand

It's a mix between weed and a good hash, mixed together with a bit of tobacco, and rolled into a big fat blunt.

Me: Do you wan't to smoke a magic wand?
Them: what the fuck is that?

by ((Yeah_man)) ((420)) December 18, 2019