The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver

An act of waking a person by blasting them with diarrhea while yelling "It's ART"!

All through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for fuckin Tom who just pulled a Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver in poor little Cindy Lou, that twat, waking everyone to see his newest masterpiece.

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver wins again...

by B Tsunami December 31, 2025

Jackson Hook

The act of using the two middle fingers and the thumb, resembling the shape of a hook, and inserting the fingers into the vagina and the thumb on the clit and moving them in and out really fast as you rub the clit until the woman squirts. Named after a pimp named Fred.

Bo: "I heard your woman screaming last night. You must have beat the brakes off of her."
Fred:"Yeah! I gave her the Jackson Hook."

by Hydrashokglock January 7, 2026

Percy Jackson

A singular alcoholic beverage, preferably a road beer for oneself.

“Hey stop by the liquor store let’s grab some Percy Jackson’s!”

“Beto stopped by the gas station and grabbed a Percy Jackson”

by MexicanChickenTacos007 January 7, 2026

30ktorry (WSDMGC73 affiliate a/k/a “Torry Jackson”)

Internet lore figure credited with running Michigan’s most elaborate conspiracy-industrial complex. Known for connecting unrelated dots, claiming insider access, and positioning himself as the unseen architect behind scenes that mostly exist online. Frequently cited in arguments, screenshots, and long threads as the tinfoil hat kingpin of Michigan—more myth than menace, powered by Wi-Fi and confidence.

“30ktorry (WSDMGC73 affiliate a/k/a “Torry Jackson”) is the tinfoil hat kingpin of Michigan”—Detroiters

by FremontHighClassOf’09 January 9, 2026

jackson

jackson is silly. he is dating paisley. he falls asleep a lot. he likes otters. he plays r6 a lot. very annoying guy

jackson is always asleep

by bing bong bingaling November 22, 2021

Jackson

A sweet and loving person, he is ugly but on the inside, he is very beautiful, he swears sometimes but only to stop the bullies from bullying the weak.

OMG, Jackson is so nice.

by SMHtouchgrass November 22, 2021

rich jackson’s

Jacksons who are born into rich families. they are always the fucking worst. never ever fuck with a guy named jackson who has bling bling.

“yo have u met that jackson guy? he was born into a rich family”

“yeah dude don’t fuck with him he fucking sucks”

“oh ok i’ll never talk to rich jackson’s again.”

by jacksonrichard February 3, 2025