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Jack Marsh

A Jack Marsh is somebody that trembles in the sight of a father figure due to a dodgy past. A Jack Marsh for the most part will be an absolute bellend and be often subject to playing the victim card. His family name goes down generations in the fens due to 90% of the town chatteris being somehow related. A Jack Marsh is a boy of few words but when spoke to you are guaranteed major autism.
John: where's Jack Marsh?
Bill: Kev's.
by FlynnyJoe October 29, 2019
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Water Jacking

Using a shower head to spray your genitals until you orgasm.
“Dude, my girlfriend was definitely Water Jacking in the shower last night, She spent like an hour in there!”
by WagonMann September 11, 2022
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radical jack

The act of inserting contraband into your rectum for the purpose of smuggling.
"Those security guards look intense, I'm gonna have to radical jack this beer if I want to bring it in."
by Cunningnimbus September 5, 2016
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Jack Taps

The tapping sound made when a man's testicles hit his hand while masturbating.
John: (Tapping sound)

Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.
by Leubert McCracken January 13, 2011
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Pulling a jack

Pulling a jack is when your party/chat is annoying and toxic so you mute them.
You your so fucking annoying and toxic I’m considering pulling a jack
by CG MonoChrome August 3, 2019
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jack the spack

Jack the spack is a very sexy and hot llama and will always obey command but never brushes his teeth but he does have a lot of hair if I ever give this llama skittles he will think they are drugs p.s he's a man
Jack the spack is a man who loves spacks
by Jack the spack April 25, 2017
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to knife-jack

to kidnap someone at knife point, then proceed to take them hostage, threaten, rape, or in some cases, kill them.

Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation on them before killing them.
if you want to learn how to knife-jack someone, your best bet would be to talk to someone like Jack the Ripper.
by Sexydimma March 5, 2015
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