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jack freedom

The ability to masturbate without fear of recourse
He was happy to be living in the basement, as it allowed him jack freedom without fear of onlookers.
by Jack Freedom May 10, 2014
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Jack-Bogged

A combination of 'jacked up' and 'bogged down'. Jacked up and uneasy about things taking too long. Bogged down like a starved engine sputtering on its last bit of fuel. Unnecessary delays.
We got Jack-Bogged at that new restaurant, the food took so long.

time delay tardy
by Aurora Blew April 28, 2014
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The Jack Sparrow

When you're going at it from behind and about to cum, you grab her hair and pull her head back and shoot it in her eye. She yells arghhhh! and patches her eye with her hand. The Jack Sparrow.
My girlfriend plead parlay, so I showed her the Jack Sparrow
by Dirtywhore August 23, 2014
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crack jacking

Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.
"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."
by Kickernoc September 6, 2014
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Jack Stubbs

One silly motherfucker that has a lack of time on his hands, but rather a surplus of dicks.
Obama can be a real Jack Stubbs sometimes.
by The Unicorn Man October 22, 2013
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to knife-jack

to kidnap someone at knife point, then proceed to take them hostage, threaten, rape, or in some cases, kill them.

Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation on them before killing them.
if you want to learn how to knife-jack someone, your best bet would be to talk to someone like Jack the Ripper.
by Sexydimma March 5, 2015
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The Influence of Jack

The complete and utter shut-down of all recognition of standards whilst masturbating, that provides the illusion of almost any female bearing attractiveness, and can also go as far as making sexual acts one would not deem attractive, enjoyable or "sexy".
Man, she was rank, but I was under the influence of Jack and I was prepared to take what I could get.
by The Philosophiser April 12, 2015
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