Morbin wood

When you get an erection while watching Morbius

I watched Morbius yesterday and got Morbin wood.

by the bronze jade December 13, 2022

ally wood

Hardest cunt about 🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻

Ken that ally wood he’s the hardest cunt about be scared

by Top bhoy October 17, 2018

Woods

A leaf of tobacco to roll weed in to make a blunt.

i.e backwoods

Aye, I’ll be right back. I’m bout to go to the store for some woods.

by 722moe January 13, 2023

lil doink boof wood

The all mighty pumpkin. The pumpkin god of all of the world.

Bro that pumpkin is lil doink boof wood

by Pumpkinlover6969 October 1, 2018

matty woods

A big stinky ginger

That guy is pure matty woods

by 420blazeitcunt February 24, 2017

Wood Burner Tattoo

The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.

If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.

by Definerofdefinitions October 4, 2023

Josh wood

The act of getting ur green cock out and making the girl in the versinaty cry

Corin was dropping loads game until he josh wooded her and she got her dad to pick her up

by Localmilf9 August 11, 2022