When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.
Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.
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by santeeeeeeeeee September 19, 2012
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Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.
Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.
A Fag Humper is a person With Crush: OMG Justin Bieber is so hot I love him and am going to marry him! Every boy should be like him!
Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.
Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.
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Did you see Luke Bryan on that awards show last night? What a country humpkin!
Did you see Luke Bryan on that awards show last night? What a country humpkin!
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by WatsonN April 27, 2013
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Physical act resembling sex between a human and sound equipment consisting of bumping and grinding bass bins, mid-highs, or other hip-height sound reinforcement gear.
Physical act resembling sex between a human and sound equipment consisting of bumping and grinding bass bins, mid-highs, or other hip-height sound reinforcement gear.
"Did you see those kandi kids speaker humping?" "Yeah, they practically knocked down that stack, they all were bumping into it on the beat. But that wasn't as crazy as that mosh pit got."
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