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The Chinese Food Situation 

The situation in which you do not specifically wish to have or do something, but are okay with that thing.

Derived from the many times a person accepts Chinese food when they still might have preferred another kind of food.
I was in THe Chinese Food Situation the other day, when my friend asked me if I wanted to watch "Transformers" at the movie theater.
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fast-slow food 

A place that serves "home cooked" food in 12 minutes or less. Not a food cart.
I only have 30 minutes but I want some good fast-slow food.
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to have a food baby

to drop a deuce of significant mass and girth
to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,

that is the question
to have a food baby by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

mcdonald's food 

Them shoes are like McDonald's food
mcdonald's food by Hi._. June 15, 2017

2 guys 1 food 

when two people stare at eachother or fight over who will have the last chip/donut/pizza roll
"me and tom had a 2 guys 1 food thing last night"

I dont want any food 

Code for "Get me three pizzas, one box of fries and a pepsi, then maybe your fries will live to see another day!"

Code made by the mystical creature, unknown by mankind until today "The Female"
Gorl: I dont want any food

-Proceeds to eat your fries-

National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day 

National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day is December 15th. So go to her favorite restaurant or Fast food place and go get her food!
Hey Chris today is National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day so you better bring her food

Chris: Oh yeah! Good thinking