Dump n jump

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.

Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”

by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019

Gambling Dump

Spending an unrealistic time in the toilet under the proviso of going for a dump, but actually using the time to monitor a bet that may require a cash-out at any time.

Where’s Steve? He’s been ages?

If he’s gone for a gambling dump again, I’ll kill him.

by JamesTheFox October 13, 2019

Dumping a grumpy

The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.

Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019

dump game

Prison style fighting technique. Essentially, picking up your opponent by both legs and dumping them straight back onto their head.

Did you see Raquise crack that guys skull the other day? Dump game strong af

by Joejitsu101 August 23, 2019

Dump Bird

Australian (Queensland) slang for the bird species Ibis due to the vast numbers found at municipal landfills, dumps and tips.

The sky is full of dump birds. There must be a refuse centre nearby.

by FJDKLtHOMAS s March 28, 2018

Backpack Dump

When you take someone’s backpack, take a dump in it and bring it back without them knowing.

**Chad takes Brad’s backpack to bathroom**
Chad: I’m going to give this backpack some liquid luck.

**Chad brings back backpack**
Brad: Who took a dump in my backpack?! **Chad is snickering from across the room**

Chad to classmate: I took a backpack dump

by Trappa-keepa May 14, 2018

Administratively Dumped

You just stop asking a girl out on dates and hope she gets the message. Akin to being "Administratively Terminated" where a job fires you, but doesn't bother to tell you.

John; "Did you finally dump Kellie?"
Larry; "No, I just stopped asking her out on dates."
John; "ah, Administratively Dumped."

by Edward C. Microwagious IV May 14, 2018