Cunt Curtain

When the belly fat of a woman hangs down in front of her as to cover her vagina.
Damn, that bitch is so fat her cunt curtain hangs down to her knees.
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wax the cunt

Wax the cunt’ is a phrase often used in Loftus and the surrounding areas in the Teesside region. It’s most commonly passed from one friend to another when one has won money on maybe a gambler or on a bet or just simply mentions he has been paid recently. Can also be used for drugs instead of money.

Waxing essentially means blowing it
1) person A:
yes mate, just won 80 bar on the fruity there”
Person B:

“Fucking niceone son, wax the cunt!”

2)

Person A:
Big bag of beak in my pocket for later”
Person B:

“Yes let’s go crackers and get the cunt waxed”

Definition: to blow/spend/use all of something very quickly
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Cunt Schnapps

Describes the intoxicating effect female genitalia has on a heterosexual male. Its is often said that like alcohol, once a man has had his first taste of pussy he will spend the rest of his life doing almost anything to receive or procure the next piece
Have you seen Dave by any chance John? Havn't seen him all night. He is at the bar trying to chat up the barmaid. He is always trying to chat her up! I know, he is drunk on cunt schnapps
by Hoareman May 20, 2011
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Thundering cunt

A fat over-opinionated mother-in-law who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up
Friend:Hey Brian is your thundering cunt coming to Christmas dinner?
Brian:No Amber's parents are going away for Christmas
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Cunt Cloak

When an otherwise reasonable female boss suddenly turns into a cunt.
Similar to the cloak of invisibility from Harry Potter, no one can see when the cunt cloak is put on, it just is.
My boss came out of her office in her cunt cloak and started yelling at everyone.
by El Walkerama October 13, 2014
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Thieving Cunt

A vessel of deceit and evil, quite often
close to those who they steal and pillage from, manipulative and unacceptable,
"that Robbie is a thieving cunt!"
by Championnotruby September 23, 2018
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