Cunt-mudgeon

A cranky 'ol bitch. The female version of a curmudgeon. Typically fashion with a bulldog face, a fat ass, and a wig – like short hairdo.

No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't put a smile on that old cunt-mudgeon's face. 'Ol bitch.

by KVC-KillMePlease January 15, 2017

Prolapsed Cunt

Worst word possible to describe human who has done you wrong. Applies to all genders.

"Get outta my air you prolapsed cunt."

by LOVEPEACEHAIRGREASE December 20, 2020

Cunt Dust

The dusty residue which puffs out of a vagina that hasn't been used for a long time.

Sam: I pulled a granny last night

Darryl: What was it like?

Sam: She puffed out a shit load of cunt dust which settled in my hair. After that, she went like a train!

by doofle January 15, 2013

emergency cunt

A female who is less than desireable in looks or personality
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.

I am so horny I may have to resort to some emergency cunt.

by jsd9632 January 12, 2012

A Cunt in a Chair

A current affairs program screened nightly on the east coast of Australia, on the channel 9 network.

Tonight on a Cunt in a Chair we expose the tradesmen who rip off senior citizens who leave their children locked in parked cars while they obsessively gamble government handouts while speeding through school zones and texting on their mobile phones

by 000000000000009000000000000000 May 21, 2011

cunt mode

Is when everyone everywhere are acting like big cunt holes while you are driving your car..

Driving in the car and you have a green light and go to drive and there's a grandma about to walk infront of your car... So you beep and she desides to give u the finger and keep walking! Cunt mode
Or when your at a 2 way stop sign and you tell them to go and they tell you to go and you go to go and they start to go at the same time and curse u out like u did something so wrong!.. Cunt mode

by Jaoni October 26, 2011

Cunt Karma

When a person is absolutely miserable to be around and always starts drama.

She’s trying to start shit with you because she has cunt karma.

by AmyLane March 30, 2023