Child

The human embodiment of shit

P1:oh look how cute my lil brother is
P2: dont you meant lil shit
P2: he is a boy of a demon child

by Himynameisbleebloop December 13, 2020

child fucker

Any parents who fuck children into existence. Life is a curse.

You know what you did child fucker!

by credit unkown April 29, 2021

No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.

"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2024

child

TommyInnit

who's that boy over there? the one with the red and white shirt?

that's tommyinnit, the child

by mcytfanlmaoo February 14, 2021

Child

A smol human that you want to yeet across the room, but at the same time you want to protect it.

*gasp* it's a child!

by Right-Brain April 13, 2020

green child

i found him in lost property

hey i found a green child the other day.

how cool

by mmmmmmmmilk April 30, 2020

CHILD

Annika Rose Hermelin :)

The Child is dying

by the one and only child October 21, 2021