Bacon

The best thing that has been given to mankind by the gods

“mmmm bacon taste good mmm”

by SmolivYeah May 15, 2023

Bacon

Someone who went on a journey of self-discovery with their gender only the discover they are Cisgender

Person 1: Is the egg about to crack?
Person 2 :Nope I'm just bacon

by mag21 July 4, 2023

Baconator effect

When you eat something a second time and it is no where near as good as the first time you tried it.

Billy: Why does food never taste as good as the first time you ever tried it, the second time is always worse!
Jim: Well that’s an easy answer, it’s called the baconater effect; the second time is always worse. The first time I tried a baconator, orgasmic, the second time, mediocre at best… and thus you have the baconator effect.

by DOM1NAT3R July 26, 2023

bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked

what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.

by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023

Baconizing

Where a person is laying on somewhere (more specifically a couch or bed) like a fat ugly lazy ass pig.

bonus points if you’re baked (high)

1: “did you see caysie? she was totally baconizing!”

2: “yeah, what a fat lazy baconizer”

by dylan_poggers July 17, 2024

Baconbator

The act of wrapping strips of bacon around your penis, then using the bacon grease as lube to masturbate.

After Ronald McDonald got done eating his Baconator, he gave himself a Baconbator

by tiddly dinkler July 17, 2024

Bacon bits

Off my tits

So I was in a club on E ans I was totally off my bacon bits

by Belta-Boy July 19, 2024